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October 25, 2012 9:08 pm
girlwiththesbahjtattoo: HOLY FUCKing SHIT DUDE A GIVEAWAY.  okay so i reached a hundred followers a long time ago and i said i was going to do a giveawei but i never had the money and/or want to actually go ahead and type this gosh darned thing up, but here i am. so yeah. so okay im sure you want to know what you’re gonna win and rules n shit.  WHAT YOU CAN WIN!!!!!!! Any t-shirt. god tiers. kids. any shirt you want yeah thats all you can get b/c im cheap as hell mhm.  (heres an example of one of the shirts god bless heros of heart god bless): BORING RULES!!!!!!!!!! (and regulations)  sorry, but i can only afford to ship inside the US, unless you happen to win and you are willing to pay for the additional shipping.  PLEASE DO NOT ENTER IF YOU HAVE SOME SUPA CRAY PARENTS THAT WILL WONDER WHY YOU ARE GETTING PACKAGES FROM STRANGERS. I DONT WANT TO BE 17 YEARS OLD AND CONSIDERED A STALKER OR SOMETHING IDK JUST PLEASE DONT DO IT. (in other words, please don’t enter unless you’re okay with giving me your address) you dont have to be following me, but it’s nice to get some followers or whatever. (plus it might boost your chances.) no giveaway blogs or sideblogs!!!! i will check.  i really dont give a shit how many times you reblog this, just be mindful of your followers. put it in your queue or something.  this will end on 11/7/2012. Two weeks from the time im posting this. i cant say what time since my schedule is wacko from time to time, but thats when i will delete this and stuff.  okay thats it. good luck to any and all that enter!!!! xoxo  heres the giveawei i promised a while back

girlwiththesbahjtattoo:

HOLY FUCKing SHIT DUDE A GIVEAWAY. 

okay so i reached a hundred followers a long time ago and i said i was going to do a giveawei but i never had the money and/or want to actually go ahead and type this gosh darned thing up, but here i am. so yeah. so okay im sure you want to know what you’re gonna win and rules n shit. 

WHAT YOU CAN WIN!!!!!!!

Any t-shirt. god tiers. kids. any shirt you want yeah thats all you can get b/c im cheap as hell mhm. 

(heres an example of one of the shirts god bless heros of heart god bless):

BORING RULES!!!!!!!!!! (and regulations) 

  • sorry, but i can only afford to ship inside the US, unless you happen to win and you are willing to pay for the additional shipping. 
  • PLEASE DO NOT ENTER IF YOU HAVE SOME SUPA CRAY PARENTS THAT WILL WONDER WHY YOU ARE GETTING PACKAGES FROM STRANGERS. I DONT WANT TO BE 17 YEARS OLD AND CONSIDERED A STALKER OR SOMETHING IDK JUST PLEASE DONT DO IT. (in other words, please don’t enter unless you’re okay with giving me your address)
  • you dont have to be following me, but it’s nice to get some followers or whatever. (plus it might boost your chances.)
  • no giveaway blogs or sideblogs!!!! i will check. 
  • i really dont give a shit how many times you reblog this, just be mindful of your followers. put it in your queue or something. 
  • this will end on 11/7/2012. Two weeks from the time im posting this. i cant say what time since my schedule is wacko from time to time, but thats when i will delete this and stuff. 

okay thats it. good luck to any and all that enter!!!! xoxo 

heres the giveawei i promised a while back

(via el-swaggot)

September 16, 2012 12:00 pm
September 8, 2012 12:18 am
September 6, 2012 11:57 am
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September 2, 2012 8:21 pm
July 29, 2012 10:00 pm

eep, we hit 300 without me really noticing.

Please be patient for a giveaway that be posted here in a day or so :>

thanks for the follows!!!!

July 26, 2012 12:01 pm
July 25, 2012 12:00 pm
July 24, 2012 5:50 pm

even though its a bit unrelated, as soon as we hit 300 followers, there’s going to be a giveaway!

EDIT: Sorry, forgot to mention it will be based from Klaus’ account :D